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8 Ralph Wiggum Quotes For Any Occasion

I’ve always loved The Simpsons, and I’ve always loved finding just the right quote for any given situation. Ralph has some of the best because a non-sequitur is perfect for ANY occasion.

Don’t believe me? Next time there’s an awkward break in conversation, just throw out any one of these to segue into a much more entertaining conversation about The Simpsons!

All of these memes were created on Frinkiac, a site I would consider one of humanity’s greatest accomplishments.


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Ralph has always been resourceful, and as Chief Clancy Wiggum always says, “If your nose starts bleeding, it means you’re picking it too much. Or not enough.”

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“Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?” – Seymour Skinner

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Sometimes, Ralph is just easy to relate to.

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Is Ralph an idiot, or is he actually the wisest character on the show?

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Definitely an idiot. This quote is actually only moments before another quote on this list. If you spot it, let us know in the forums!

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It’s a perfectly cromulent word, like irregardless.

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Some people are just born to be the food tasters of the world.

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This guy just gets it.

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