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Hey Everybody, It’s the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

Does the God of War III sex scene “have a point”? I don’t know about that, but it does have lesbians and boobies.

**WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK**

Last week, God of War III brain-man Stig Asmussen said that the game had almost foregone a sex minigame entirely. “What is the point? If we do it, it has to have a point,” said Asmussen about the series’ traditional moment where Kratos displays his sociopathic virility.

To be fair, the above scene is out of context. It may have a point; I can’t really say. But I can say that it does have three girls lying topless in a bed together getting it on. I suppose that’s… some sort of achievement, isn’t it? In a way?

Oh, who are we trying to kid – this is probably as relevant to the plot as the Heavy Rain shower scene. But look! Lesbians!

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