If you want to know every single achievement (and PSN trophy) in Call of Duty: Black Ops, the internet is now happy to oblige. (Warning: Spoilers!)
Black Ops may be over a month away at this point, but that doesn’t mean that the internet buzz – and consequently the internet leaks – can’t already start warming up. 1UP has a full and complete list of the achievements and trophies in the upcoming mega-shooter, which you can find below.
Be warned, there are spoilers here. Spoilers that will be discussed after the list:
Sacrifice — Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Death to Dictators — Use a single round to bring down Castro — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Vehicular Slaughter — Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Give me liberty, or give me death — Escape Vorkuta — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Slingshot Kid — Destroy all slingshot targets in 3 attempts — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
VIP — Receive orders from Lancer — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
A safer place — Sabatoge the Soviet space program — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Tough Economy — Use no more than 6 TOW guided missiles to destroy the tanks in the defense of Khe Sanh — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Looks don’t count — Break the seige in the battle of Khe Sanh — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
SOG Rules — Retrieve the dossier and the defector from Hue City — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Raining Pain — Rack up a bodycount of 20 NVA using air support in Hue City — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
The Dragon Within — Kill 10 NVA with Dragon’s Breath rounds — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Heavy Hand — Use the Grim Reaper to destroy the MG emplacement — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Up close and personal — Silently take out 3 VC — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Double Trouble — Use only dual wield weapons to escape Kowloon — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Broken English — Escape Kowloon — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Lord Nelson — Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Never get off the boat — Find the Soviet connection in Laos — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Pathfinder — Guide the squad through the Soviet outpost without them getting killed — 5 Achievement Points (Xbox 360)0 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Mr. Black OP — Enter the Soviet relay station undetected — 5 Achievement Points (Xbox 360)0 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
With extreme prejudice — Get to the POW compound in the Hind using only rockets — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Russian bar-b-q — Incinerate 10 enemies with the flamethrower attachment in the POW compound — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Light Foot — Escape the ship with 2:15 left on the timer in Veteran. — 30 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Some wounds never heal — Escape the past — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
I hate monkeys — Kill 7 monkeys in under 10 seconds in the Rebirth labs — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
No Leaks — Make it through the NOVA 6 gas without dying on Rebirth Island — 5 Achievement Points (Xbox 360)0 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Clarity — Crack the code — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Double Whammy — Destroy both helicopters with one TOW guided missile from the deck of the ship — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
BLACK OP MASTER — Complete the campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360)0, Gold Trophy (PS3)
Stand Down — Complete the campaign on any difficulty — 35 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Frag Master — Kill 5 enemies with a single frag grenade — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Sally Likes Blood — Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Unconventional Warfare — Use the explosive bolts to kill 30 enemies — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Down and Dirty — Complete “SOG” and “The Defector” on Veteran difficulty — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
It’s your funeral — Complete “Numbers,” “Project Nova” and “Victor Charlie” on Veteran difficulty — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Cold Warrior — Complete “Operation 40”, “Vorkuta”, and “Executive Order” on Veteran difficulty — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Not Today — Complete “Crash Site,” “WMD” and “Payback” on Veteran difficulty — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Burn Notice — Complete “Rebirth” and “Redemption” on Veteran difficulty — 25 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Silver Trophy (PS3)
Closer Analysis — Find all the hidden intel — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Matinee — Watch a film or clip with a friend — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Gamblin’ Fool — Finish 5 Wager Matches “in the money” — 20 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
You can do it — Reach rank 10 in Basic Training — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
The Collector — In Zombie mode, buy every weapon off the walls in a single game — 20 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
CLASSIFIED — CLASSIFIED — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Hands Off the Merchandise — Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out — 20 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Sacrificial Lamb — Kill 6 zombies after getting shot by a Pack-a-Punched Crossbow bolt — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
“Insert Coin” — Access the terminal and battle the forces of the Cosmic Silverback in Dead Ops Arcade — 10 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
Easy Rhino — In Dead Ops Arcade, use a Speed Boost to blast through 20 or more enemies at one time — 5 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
CLASSIFIED — CLASSIFIED — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
CLASSIFIED — CLASSIFIED — 15 Achievement Points (Xbox 360), Bronze Trophy (PS3)
There are some interesting ones there, but the one that sticks out to me is “Death to Dictators — Use a single round to bring down Castro,” because unless I am drastically misreading it, it sounds like we’re going to be tasked with assassinating Fidel Castro.
Which, y’know, never actually happened in history. What, are we taking out his identical twin Bill Castro or something?
(1UP)