Kwip writes,
“The TRUE Heroes Of Paragon City…
… who have struggled for so long, against completely unfair odds: the Real Estate Agents.
Just think about it for a minute: you can’t walk into a building in Paragon City without being accosted by undead gangs, insane supernatural Greenpeace psychos, or Johnny Five-wannabes gone mad. Would you want to rent an office in this city?”
Kwip sings for these unsung heroes here.