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Leisure Suit Larry 9: Are They Still Making These?

Hoorah, Codemasters is resurrecting Leisure Suit Larry again. I’m so excited by this “pants-busting adventure” that I could burst.

In this nail-biting climax to the Leisure Suit License, Larry Lovage has become a movie mogul, ruining all pretense of the original plot. As he can now afford scantily clad whores, he is sending his son to do his dirty work. Watch the new Larry run through predictable plots based around already aged movie references.

While the Activision-Blizzard merger sent this license to the bargain bucket bin, Codemasters picked it up cheap and is touting it for a Spring 2009 release.

Thrill as you see soft-core pornography used as an excuse for cheap gender stereotypes.

Ogle at the phoned in voice overs by legendary bikini wearers Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth.

Wish you’d spent your money on something else, like a girlfriend.

Box Office Bust: PC, PS3 and Xbox 360. Whoop-de-doo.

Source: Video Gamer
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