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Here is how to make an old woman for your videogame:
* Start with the body of an incredibly hot seventeen year old girl. If you want her to look super old, use a twenty year old.
* Make her hair white.
* Add some very faint lines to her face, roughly about what you’d see on a woman in her late 30’s.
* Hire a middle-aged woman as the voice actress.
Presto! Old woman.
The game is not far from what I depict in the comic. In most of your conversations with her, she’ll stand there with her firm, full breasts and her perfectly toned body and bitch about how bad it sucks getting old.
Lady, you have no idea.
Shamus Young is a programmer and writer by trade, videogame nitpicker by inclination. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can be found here.
