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Zero Punctuation Shirts Finally Arrive

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You can now put your love for The Escapist and Zero Punctuation on display for all to see with one of nine different t-shirts.

The shirts,which can be purchased from The Escapist store at SplitReason.com, are not only guaranteed to provide a +10 buff to your intelligence and charisma stats,* but are also quite stylish and amusing.

Personally, I’m torn between the classy, yet understated Escapist tee with the logo on the hip and the Pants on Head Retarded shirt. Yellow’s not my color, but I giggle thinking about the looks I would get wearing it.

If you’ve got a favorite, let us know!

*Not actually guaranteed, but pretty likely, just the same.

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